Angel Food Cake

I wanted to love you.  Whip cream? Strawberries?  You had the potential to be a great cake.  But you’re not. You’re an awful cake. You tricked me in the summer of ’97 when I was a small child.  I bit into you with all the confidence in the world only to be ridiculously disappointed and horrified. You stink Angel food cake!  Your biggest flaw is that damn texture; it’s atrocious.  I’ve come to realize that AFC is a low-fat cake, and THERE’s your red flag.  That’s like walking into KFC and asking for a low-fat Double-Down sandwich.  It’s preposterous!! 

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