Pound Cake

I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the taste of pound cake; it just shouldn’t be considered cake!  Pound cake, you’re glorified bread and you know it! Think about it, the only difference between Banana cake and Banana bread is that rectangular loaf format.  Pound cake is a frickin’ brick! Another red flag is that pound cake has never had a designated frosting; you might as well be a lousy muffin!

No-Bake Cheesecake

This one was a huge upset.  I wanted to believe that a no bake cheesecake could be just as good if not, better than a regular cheesecake.  But this… this is just flour slime with a raspberry on the side for dramatic effect.  This isn’t cake, it’s pudding.  No, it’s not even pudding, it’s poison.  The worst part about this cake is that it looks so promising, so you trick yourself into tasting it, then once the gagging stops, you try it again thinking maybe it was your taste buds that were off the first time.  This cheese goo is gross! Feed it to babies cuz they love goo and wont complain!